Facial Hair

I now have my own beard. Everybody on my course likes it. In fact my beard is more popular than I am. I am being upstaged by my facial hair.

Read something I wrote on: www.bloc-online.com, visit the new writing section and read the story 'Can You Pass Me My Pills Please?" Full address is http://www.bloc-online.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=200&Itemid=40

Is there anything funnier than fat people falling over? It happens so slowly and they lie on the back and can't quite flop themselves back over and up again.

Dogs' eating toffees is pretty close.