London

I've been to London this week.

I am now poor.

Guttenburgers-update

There's going to be POLICE ACADEMY 8 - Guttenburg included, now is the perfect time to begin this chain. I call all investors send me your money, your hard earned cash, your Jewellery, your valuables, your mother - because I have a dream!!!!!

Facial Hair - Ammended

I must conceed that Dad dancing (as suggested by Droz) is pretty funny though I am not sure whether it defeats Dog's chewing Toffees. Though neither are as funny as the very thought or possibility of Brian Blessed.

Just look at him

And now life is worth living!

Guttenburgers

Me and my friend Helen are going into business. We are going to start a fast food chain, Guttenburgers, a Steve Guttenburg/Police Academy themed restaurant.

Suggestions for food products accepted. A few already conceived are:

Drinks:
Tackleberry-ade
Mahoney's - an irish ale
Proctor Pepper

Food:
Hightower-burger
Lessard-ines

Facial Hair

I now have my own beard. Everybody on my course likes it. In fact my beard is more popular than I am. I am being upstaged by my facial hair.

Read something I wrote on: www.bloc-online.com, visit the new writing section and read the story 'Can You Pass Me My Pills Please?" Full address is http://www.bloc-online.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=200&Itemid=40

Is there anything funnier than fat people falling over? It happens so slowly and they lie on the back and can't quite flop themselves back over and up again.

Dogs' eating toffees is pretty close.

YOU ARE BEING WATCHED

DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!




Vanessa Feltz? She's not clever, she's not funny, she's not insiteful, she's not attractive.

I think she should be barbecued on a spit but with clothes on because, let's face it, no one wants to see that.

And if you do, get help.