Ron

This is Ron Mael

He is THE MAN

You can read another one of my stories on www.bloc-online.com it's called "Day Two" if you can find it.

Police Academy 8 is due out next year. Even more of the old cast are on board!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A woman approached me the other day and asked for an example of a double-entendre.

So I gave her one.

I don't know what happened to the other Potter titles. Did I subconciously delete it through shame? Maybe I did.

No one will ever know......................................

R.I.P. Dave's I-pod the Third

I suffered a tragic loss last week when Davepod slipped from my fingers and landed upon the ground, tragically severing the hold button link, cutting off all use to the buttons. As a result the I-pod was crippled beyond repair. Another victim of A: my clumsiness B: crap, fragile, apple technology.

I would appreciate everyones patience while I come to terms with this great loss.

Long live DavepodIV

Seriously just sixth months, that's all I fucking ask.

I'll get you next time Apple Yououou

Thankyou for the nice gentleman on their store helpdesk who replaced it for me