I find the irony of this article both amusing and depressing. It's not only like the pot calling the kettle black, it's like the pot calling the kettle a black, untalented has-bean.

Of course both acts have done lots of crack, so that's what clearly makes them rock 'n' roll.

Interview with John Lewis on this coming Tuesday. It'd better work out, because the only other option so far is an interview with an as yet unnamed electronics retailer that's based up in Hemel Hempstead, which is bloody miles away, and there'd be no pay rise.

I'm also interviewing the people who directed this film after the interview at JL on Tuesday. I hear it's Oscar shortlisted now.

Quite A Mouthful

Got an interview with John Lewis next week for what seems to be exactly the same job. And they're M&S's closest rival, oh yes, if I get the job, they will be crushed!

The Progress So Far

...Yeah there's not really been any. The recruiters who've at least kindly taken the time to actually speak to me, have been very nice and positive about my experience, but have said that I'll probably struggle to find any work until next year.

So I'm on a none paid holiday until next year. I think I'm going to spend it eating crumpets and becoming an alcoholic.

After I've been to Germany this weekend. Finally going abroad and I can't even afford it now. F*****g typical.

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