Look at Me, Look at Me.

This is a picture of me as a Victorian Station Master.

Look at my moustache, it's not natural, it's not big, and it's not clever, though I did enjoy twirling it villainously

I was of course an integral part of the German production of 'Stormy Days', the tale of the first female doctor. My job was to open the train carriage door and walk off shot. I did this repeatedly over the next 12 hours.

But I have now been challenged to grow a beard and far be it from me to back down from a pointless challenge. So over the coming weeks I shall be growing yet hairier still.

Coming soon: the same image - but the right way up