Unsettling

For those of you who enjoy being unsettled, I have the following piece of advice.

Put your hands flat up against a wall. Then stand a arms length away, not stretching, just at normal arms length. Then without moving your feet, take your arms away, rub both your elbows hard, then try to touch the wall again.

Freaky isn't it.

I went into a SKA cafe yesterday, and asked to see the Specials

I haven't had a quote of the week before, but I think this needs to establish a precedent.

I just happened to turn on the end of Channel 4's Actors greatest Actor countdown. My good idol the lord high Brian Blessed said of Judi Dench:

"I THINK SHE'S IMMENSELY SHAGGABLE, I THINK EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK HER"