Yawn

I'm still waiting for something to happen. 50 application (estimate) sent out to no avail, sigh.*

I'm going to be very wealthy in a few weeks time, but alas, I don't know what to do with it? Suggestions have so far included, buying a house, starting a magazine and travelling the world to 'find myself'. Knowing my luck I'd probably find a xenophobe.

I also find it funny when people tell I'm a 'lucky bastard'. I didn't win it*...

Sigh. Even the retail therapy is failing to raise those spirits. I shall have to try harder.

This link is more amusing than this post

*I inherited the money after my Dad died. This subtlety seems to have escaped someone - I would've put it in the post but I didn't want to sound like a martyr or be blase** about it. Idiot.

** I don't know how to add the accent.

The Latest From My Mother

I received this from my mother last week:

"Osama Bin Laden sends George Bush a coded message to prove that he's still alive.

It reads 370HSSV 0773H

Bush is naturally baffled and gives to Condi Rice and her aides, but they can't decipher it either, so it gets passed from the FBI, the CIA, The NSA, NASA, but it can't be figured out.

They contact MI-6. Within a minute they give a reply:

Ask the President to hold it upside down"

There has since been another since, but it's far too racist for me to repeat here.

She had a tough childhood.

Me On Wheels

I went to a roller disco the other week, in honour of her majesty Pamela Smith. I didn't fall over, I just spent all night looking like I was just about to. Going to the toilet was a challenge.

Damn You All

The Winner of the quiz is Pamela Smith. That's because none else entered, so balls to the 2 or 3 people who didn't bother. They know who they are....

She wins a fabulous copied DVD - woo.

The answers (not that you b******s care)are:

Simon Templar - The Saint
Archibald Leach - Cary Grant
Robert Bruce Banner - The Incredible Hulk
Farrokh Bulsara - Freddie Mercury
Peter Sutcliffe - The Yorkshire Ripper
Oswald Chesterfield Copplepot - The Penguin
Eric Wimp - Bananaman
Joseph Merrick - The Elephant MAn
Tom Riddle - Lord Voldemort
Béla Ferenc Dezső Blaskó - Bela Lugosi
Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili - Josef Stalin
Robert Tewilliger - Sideshow Bob
David Robert Jones - David Bowie
Paul Metcalfe - Captain Scarlet
David McDonald - David Tennant
Shawn Corey Carter - Jay-Z
Robert Dylan - Bob Dylan
Daniel Handler - Lemony Snicket
Jeff Albertson - Comic Book Guy
John Taylor - Chaka Demus (of pliers fame)

Congratulations to Ms Smith.

I had my first webchat today. While I was downloading music I was contacted by 'Crazychick22' who lives in Cardiff and 'go clubbin, shoppin, go out for food and work lol'. I didn't sustain her interest for long.

Can't even pull over the internet, sigh.