The Latest From My Mother

I received this from my mother last week:

"Osama Bin Laden sends George Bush a coded message to prove that he's still alive.

It reads 370HSSV 0773H

Bush is naturally baffled and gives to Condi Rice and her aides, but they can't decipher it either, so it gets passed from the FBI, the CIA, The NSA, NASA, but it can't be figured out.

They contact MI-6. Within a minute they give a reply:

Ask the President to hold it upside down"

There has since been another since, but it's far too racist for me to repeat here.

She had a tough childhood.