I went to a roller disco the other week, in honour of her majesty Pamela Smith. I didn't fall over, I just spent all night looking like I was just about to. Going to the toilet was a challenge.
is a writer for better and for worse. I got in above my station writing for M&S, but was credit crunched down to writing about sex toys, Viagra and herpes meds. I’m now taking a step back towards legitimacy by writing for JML Direct. I’m awkward and don’t like much.
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And not because of the skates...
For some reason the above comment made me laugh out loud for ages.
Cheeky get.
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