Monday, June 26, 2006

Oh Dear

I get my results back tomorrow. Having handed in 31,000 words, I'm rather hoping that some of them may produce positive results?

While I resist the urge to wet myself, I thought I'd draw your attention (if there is anybody there...hello?) to some fabulous articles what I wrote.

Writing For E-Commerce - Does exactly what it says on the metaphorical tin

Mark Le Fanu - He's an important person. General Secretary of the Society of Authors no less

And there's also Please Don't Eat Me a poetic sage of cannabalistic parents attempting to devour their children.

I shall try and adds these to my website without ruining the whole thing.

Have I mentioned Yes I think I must of, how could anyone possibly forget

Quote of the Day: "Don't pay any attention to the critics. Don't even ignore them" Samuel Goldwyn.

Or it could've been: "Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day."

Or: "Why did you name him Sam? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!"

Bless you Goldwyn, an anecdotists dream...


Phil Ogley said...

it is funny and it is very big!
- you will hopefully fail and have to retake the year again!
- is a great site.

did you phone me yesterday?
my phone is half broken niko

Wag said...

Dave: is that poem based on Garner?

Dave Paul Nixon said...

Initially yes, it did appear that his parents might be fattening him up, but I imagine in that household they would probably eat each other, and I'm not talking about cannibalism.