The Entity
From the age of great horror soundtracks.
Legend Of Hell House
So much in this one you’ve got to wonder whether there’s anything left in the film worth watching.
The Changeling
You just don’t get voiceovers like this anymore.
Don’t Go Into The HouseI love commitment to a theme.
The House Where Death Lives
Just repeat the title a lot, that’ll make it scary.
Don’t Open The Window
Err, not sure what the whole window thing has to do with this one.
Don’t Answer The Phone
Not really sure how phone’s are involved; there weren’t any mobiles, how could he phone ahead?
“He had done it before, he would do it again, he is doing it now” – it doesn’t even make sense.
Don’t Look In The Basement
Don’t Go Near The Park
A good bit of narration can compensate for a trailer that doesn’t actually have anything happening in it.
Don’t Go In The Woods
They’re really running out of things to put Don’t in front of now. And bad English aside, the narrator’s taking it far too casually.
1 comments:
there is literally noting you can do you are bound to get attacked by a killer in some way or another....
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