Because we had a lot of work to do at the beginning of the year, the woman I'm employed to work for (not my boss) is trying to justify the employment of extra staff for the copywriting team. To that end, we (me and the other copywriter) have to fill out a little form each day which states how many different bits of copy we've written.
This will end in one of two ways:
1: They will realise how excruciatingly long it takes to write copy and bring on new people.
2: They'll realise how much work I'm actually doing and administer a severe bollocking.
I wonder which it'll be?*
But whatever happens there are worse things out there. When I was making up product names earlier this year, I never dropped a clanger like this...