Well, it’s not quite on the same level as the time I bought a scotch egg without an egg in it, but it’s close.
Last week I bought a handful of cheap chocolate for the purpose of stuffing my face full of it.
Imagine my horror then as I opened the wrapper of one such chocolate bar and revealed what was inside.
A straight Curly Wurly.
No twists, turns, holes or nobbliness. 0% Curl and 0% Wurl. It was totally straight…
The world’s gone to s**t man, the whole things f**ked up.
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Scarlett Johansson to record Tom Waits tribute album. What the hell?!?!?